The title might suggest otherwise, but, as I have been doing lately, I open this post with another Google Doodle thingy-majiger!
'Lo the birth of Elil, a terrible time, that night of Hallow's Eve.
And 'lo the birth of this thing I just made up!
Anyway, I was wondering just now . . . what is so bad about the phantoms? I mean, everything has a purpose. Is the phantom's purpose to spread evil to everything? Why?
Though this image has very terrible quality, you can obviously see how cute the phantoms are. Is that just a disguise, and on the contrary, they are even more terrible than the six-appendaged creatures the world of Jamaa makes them out to be?
Or is it quite the opposite, that the vile-eyed creatures in our repetitive Adventures may also be overstated -- these "phantoms," as we have come to know them, may actually be cute and fuzzy! After all, all art of these creatures have been based on these congregations of pixels -- some minor detail, such as a fuzzy texture, may have been overlooked.
What I ask now, is, why are we not using the gift of these creatures bestowed upon our virtual knowledge? Why not make use of their electricity powers, to solve greater problems, such as world poverty? After all, phantoms never seem to get tired, even with all their pacing around, so why not make use of this energy to deliver supplies to those in need? Why not make use of their need for destruction?
Also, has Animal Jam understated the complexity of these creature's minds? Are they merely programmed to pace and guard, to chase after anyone who stumbles into their sight, regardless of the danger? Or are Adventures wrong, and these . . . things . . . more complicated than we all thought? After all, they have developed a mysterious plant that can create new phantoms! But this ingeniousity is ruined by a simple flaw: a head-sized dent, the perfect shape to occupy an exploding fruit. If phantoms have created the DNA of a plant or machine so complex, they would not have overlooked this ginormous flaw.
And phantoms are all the same . . . it seems they were created by one force. Obviously, if I could think of this is less than three seconds, don't you think those clever Alphas would have too? But they didn't, mainly because they never thought about it.
Of course, I understand if you have not taken the time to read through my messy train of thought. But of this I demand Animal Jam: If the Alphas are so resourceful as they are made out to be, why do they not do anything but supply jammers with materials and send them out to do their dirty work? I honestly doubt that in all this time, alphas have been brainstorming. Because they haven't.
If we were really to settle the war between phantoms and jammers, I propose we find a new set of leaders for Jamaa. For one thing, it seems that the Alphas are almost restraining us. And besides, they seem to be hiding something. What really lies beyond the boundaries of adventures?
